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ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

songbirde108:

mercurialkitty:

emmagrant01:

clevermanka:

youcangofindatree:

moremetalthanyourmom:

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

Gotta try it

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

Every time I go to Disney World, I encounter this type of person. Also on my university’s campus, people would walk side by side on the sidewalk, and I’d always step into the grass or onto the sidewalk to avoid running into them (this was freshman year). You are important enough to use the sidewalks and not have to yield to people traveling the opposite way.

marissawzrdcruz:

justlikeordinary:

lyricalxacrobat:

Deadass

whoop, there it is.

you forgot the immigration reform

a-pirate-my-heartie:

squid-in-a-party-hat:

wallylock:

luciawestwick:

The making of Smaug. (x)

he gets paid to do that

are you telling me cucumber man humped the ground and screamed for 2 minutes and gets a lot of money and tons of fan girls, but when i do it I’m “intoxicated” and “ruining my sister’s wedding”

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